This is the conversation that went on in my head tonight while I was minding my own buisness perusing the internet:
My logical mind had this great idea, being the reasonable asshole he is: "Alright. Your really tired time to go to sleep, there is nothing on the internet that wont be there tomo-"
And then the rest of my mind (I like to call it my 'Me Brain') saw a picture of a chicken: "OH LOOK! A Chicken! I should probably click the link"
Logical mind knew better: "No. Don't click the link. If you do you will never sleep ever."
And then Me Brain was all" "But it's a chicken..."
And Logical brain who doesn't even know a lost cause when he sees one started getting mad:
"It's got feathers and everything. Look how cute it is wi-"
"GO TO SLEEP"
"Can I please click it?"
"Just a little click?"
"I DON'T CARE ABOUT THE DAMN CHICKEN JUST GO TO SLEEP."
"Oops, I clicked it." (Me Brain always wins...)
And it went just like that. This is why I haven't slept in weeks.
The logical half of my brain is a complete asshole. And also hates chickens.
Sorry about this ya'll...